Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 2.5

To start, I’m dumbfounded and a bit distressed by the fact this perfectly executed experiment in barley nectaring has garnered only 24 ratings. But, class does not suit everyone, literally or figuratively. It suits me. A veritable orgy of tastebuds and urine washes over my palate, threatening all kinds of diseases and perhaps a misshapen monstrosity of a child. This is the kind of beer that screams, "you know what? Who needs illegal labor when good, honest work delivers such exquisite fruits?" In a world of taxation and regulation, corporate America still delivers what Americans crave. In fact, isn’t this what eye surgeons use to correct myopia?