Lagunitas Brewing Company Sucks

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(has 6 batches)

 

Lagunitas Brewing Company in Petaluma, California, United States 🇺🇸

  IPA - Imperial / Double Rotating Out of Production
Score
7.40
ABV: 8.0% IBU: 63 Ticks (all batches): 240
AKA Holiday Ale

AKA Holiday Leftover Ale

AKA Brown Sugar Substitute

This sad holiday season we didn’t have the brewing capacity to make our favorite seasonal brew, the widely feared BrownShugga’ Ale. You see we had a couple of really good years (thank you very much) and so heading into this season while we are awaiting the January delivery of a new brewhouse we are jammin’ along brewing 80 barrels of IPA and PILS and such every 3 hours. A couple of months back we realized that since we can only brew a mere 60 barrels of Shugga’ every 5 hours, that we were seriously screwed. For every case of Shugga’ brewed, we’d short 3 cases of our favorite daily beers. It’s a drag. This year, we brewed something that we think is also cool and brews more like our daily brews. The new brewhouse will help insure this kind of failure never happens again. It’s a mess that we can not brew our BrownShugga’ this year and we suck for not doing it. There is nothing cool about screwing this up this badly and we know it. Maybe we can sue our own sorry selves. There is no joy in our hearts this holiday and the best we can hope for is a quick and merciful end. F*@& us. This totally blows. Whatever. We freaking munch moldy donkey butt and we just want it to be all over...
So this substitute beer is a ‘Cereal Medley’ of Barley, Rye, Wheat, and Oats…. Full of complexishness from the 4 grains, and weighing in at 8% abv, Then joyously dry-hopped for that big aroma and resinous hop flavor.
 

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7/10
Fly Emirates. Hello tomorrow.
Tried on 24 Aug 2015 at 16:09

7.4/10 Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 6 Overall 8.5
I didn’t catch the ABV, a bit surprising. It had a fair sweetness, though the pale malts tended toward a nice breadiness, some caramel components, fairly strongly hopped but had enough malt backbone to make a nicely balanced beer. Very drinkable.
Tried on 08 Aug 2015 at 19:19

7/10
32oz split two ways.
Tried on 25 Jul 2015 at 18:57

8/10
Tried on 14 Jul 2015 at 07:25

8/10
Tried on 28 Jun 2015 at 08:16

7.5/10 Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 8
Hazy golden color with small white head. Aroma is hoppy, piney, malty, sweet. Taste is soothingly sweet, good malt body, pines, moderately bitter. Good beer, good complexity.
Tried on 19 Jun 2015 at 18:54


Tried on 13 Jun 2015 at 21:37

7.9/10 Appearance 6 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 8.5
Bottle, 12 oz. A hazy, pale orange-golden beer wtih a small, dense, off-white head. The aroma is really lovely, with pine cones, grapefruit and resins, and a whiff of malts. Perhaps a bit one dimensional, but damn lovely. The flavor feels sweet in a way, but it’s very dry on the palate. It’s bitter, full-bodied and with a soft carbonation. Pine cones, grapefruit and a peachy touch in the flavor. Hints of alcohol. Lasting bitter, fruity and resiny finish. Wonderful indeed, wouldn’t mind a steady supply of this back home. 150607
Tried from Bottle on 07 Jun 2015 at 21:02

7.9/10 Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 7.5
Bottle 355ml @ Hotel Room, Four Points by Sheraton, Boston , MA
Pours slightly hazy golden with a white head. Aroma has notes of malt, citrus, grape, pine and hop cones. Taste is light to medium sweet and medium bitter with a long citrus, grape, orange and pine finish: Body is medium to full, texture is oily, carbonation is soft,
Tried from Bottle on 07 Jun 2015 at 21:01