Lagunitas Brewing Company Sucks

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(has 6 batches)

 

Lagunitas Brewing Company in Petaluma, California, United States 🇺🇸

  IPA - Imperial / Double Rotating Out of Production
Score
7.40
ABV: 8.0% IBU: 63 Ticks (all batches): 242
AKA Holiday Ale

AKA Holiday Leftover Ale

AKA Brown Sugar Substitute

This sad holiday season we didn’t have the brewing capacity to make our favorite seasonal brew, the widely feared BrownShugga’ Ale. You see we had a couple of really good years (thank you very much) and so heading into this season while we are awaiting the January delivery of a new brewhouse we are jammin’ along brewing 80 barrels of IPA and PILS and such every 3 hours. A couple of months back we realized that since we can only brew a mere 60 barrels of Shugga’ every 5 hours, that we were seriously screwed. For every case of Shugga’ brewed, we’d short 3 cases of our favorite daily beers. It’s a drag. This year, we brewed something that we think is also cool and brews more like our daily brews. The new brewhouse will help insure this kind of failure never happens again. It’s a mess that we can not brew our BrownShugga’ this year and we suck for not doing it. There is nothing cool about screwing this up this badly and we know it. Maybe we can sue our own sorry selves. There is no joy in our hearts this holiday and the best we can hope for is a quick and merciful end. F*@& us. This totally blows. Whatever. We freaking munch moldy donkey butt and we just want it to be all over...
So this substitute beer is a ‘Cereal Medley’ of Barley, Rye, Wheat, and Oats…. Full of complexishness from the 4 grains, and weighing in at 8% abv, Then joyously dry-hopped for that big aroma and resinous hop flavor.
 

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7.1/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 8 Overall 7.5
Bottle 33 cl. Golden, clear with a minimal white head. Fresh fruit aroma with some citrus and light caramel sence. Light bitter taste with a long fruity end..
Tried from Bottle on 11 Jan 2015 at 13:54

7/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 8 Overall 7
How: Bottle.
Where: Systembolaget.
Appearance: Golden colour with an off-white head.
Aroma: Citrus, hops, caramel, malt, grapefruit.
Body: Medium body and carbonation.
Flavour: Hops, pine, caramel, hay, grass, some fruit.
Tried from Bottle on 03 Jan 2015 at 08:39

8.8/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 9 Flavor 9 Texture 8 Overall 9
Bottle from a trade. Thanks Wyatt! Dark golden orange colour. Creamy beige foam. Aroma of tropical fruit, citrus, caramel, brown sugar and pine. Medium sweet, bitter hoppy aftertaste. Very good beer!
Tried from Bottle on 30 Dec 2014 at 03:26

8/10
Tried on 24 Dec 2014 at 15:43

7.6/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 7.5
32 oz (!) bottle - This golden brew has an aroma led by pine and citrus. The flavor includes sweet caramel malt, pine, citrus, and a moderate to strong bitterness level. Quite good.
Tried from Bottle on 24 Dec 2014 at 09:33

7/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 6 Overall 7
From tap. Pours clear and golden orange with a small white head. Aroma is grapefruity, solid hoppy. Pine. Herbal. Alcohol presence. Bitter and light toasted malty. Bitter and slight herbal. Lingering solid hoppy finish.
Tried from Draft on 18 Dec 2014 at 13:49

6.9/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 6 Flavor 7 Texture 8 Overall 6.5
Bottled. A golden beer with a beige head. The aroma has notes of hops, malt, and alcohol. The flavor is sweet with notes of malt, alcohol, fruits, and hops, leading to a bitter finish.
Tried from Bottle on 18 Dec 2014 at 13:44

7.8/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 8
Bottle from Systembolaget Pours clear golden with a yellowish head. A very nice drinkable hop dominated brew, citrus taste belong to Xmas as well as the sweet and spicy
Tried from Bottle on 18 Dec 2014 at 13:37

7.9/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 8.5
Bottled (as Lagunitas Holiday Ale):
Amber colour. Thick, lacing head.
Aroma is hops, pine, resin and wood.
Taste is mor hops, pne, resin and wood. Long bitterness.
Well balanced and tasty!
Tried from Bottle on 06 Dec 2014 at 12:54

7.4/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 8 Overall 7.5
355ml bottle @Kitty’s 21.11.2014. Poured amber in color, thin, lasting white head. Nice dark fruity, hoppy aroma, oranges and sweetness. Flavor has pine, resiny notes, malt sweetness and finishes with a punchy bitter hoppyness. Sweet, but works no nicely here. Full bodied, slightly boozy perhaps, but really good.
Tried from Bottle on 24 Nov 2014 at 00:40