OK, got this cheap 2$ 17 oz bottle from chalet premier, nice place. When I pop the lid on this baby there is an odd reaction; a very slow-motion foam creeping its way up the neck of the bottle and down the sides. Never saw anything like it! I guess there is a first time for everything? Color is a slightly darker pale reminiscent of a cheap American malt likkah. Yea, smells like one too; mild volatile canned cream corn, heheeh. I'm a little alarmed about the taste before it even gets to my tongue, at nearly 9%, this is going to be a happening. Yea, the uptake is strong and boozy. A mild creamy sensation greets the palate. Then there is this warming sensation that flows down the throat into the gullet. One big ass shocking brew, fer sher. Whew, I'm going to have a buzz on once this bottle is finished. If I didn't know better, I'd say I was drinken one of Mericka's most popular cheap-ass malt likkahs, anybody got a paper lunch bag I can put this into? Fortunately, a beer has to trigger my gag reflex before I drain pour it and this stuff is almost there but, no gag so far. Yet, it is pretty rude, like a Cro-Magnon brewed it er sumthin. Very eye-opening experience. It's been a while since I had an in-yer-face bare-bones example of a cheaply-made high-gravity beer. Whew, did I say; whew yet? Just asking! Ruff stuff baby. On the finish, it's doing the intended task, I think I'm getting a little dizzy!

I fucked up. I bought a pint of 8.7% Polish beer for $2. I knew it would probably suck but I should’ve also realized it was expired. Still, tastes like a fresh Suntory Kohaku, which is sad to say..

Alkoholowy, kukurydziany, niesmaczny. Jak zimny da rade wypic --- Beer merged from original tick of Kaper on 15 Jun 2018 at 11:04 - Score: 0. Original review text: Smierdzi szambem, nie wiem co tam sie stalo... Poza tym zboze, slodkie, alkoholowe, niesmaczne