Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 5.5

24 FL oz can from Grocery Outlet. Pale golden pour, clear fizzy white head disappears. Light grainy aroma, corn, adjuncts grains. Taste is the same, cereal grains, mild dryness, nothing left at the finish. Not much, but refreshing on a hot day.

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 4 | Texture - 3 | Overall - 4

From a Snoop can. Lemon, barley malt, and dry grass aroma. Golden yellow with minimal head. Light sweet-sour lemon, barley malt, and mildly bitter dry grass flavor. Light body.

Not the worst thing I’ve ever had.

Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 3.5

Gas station beer. More or less what you'd expect. Modelo especial is already not a great pale lager, and this is surely the same basic design but even lighter. Gold in the glass, but low in carb and virtually no head. Looks dull and lifeless in the glass. Pale malt nose, a hint of solvent. Light and watery, with very weak malt flavors and low bitterness. Truly its not even awful, its just not much of anything.

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 1.5

Mild honey and glue nose. Clear amber, thin head. Chemical, soap, nail polish. Elmer's glue finish. Light body, moderate carbonation. Bad even by macro standards.