Can, misty foggy cloudy, tawny yellowish reddish orange with a beige sandy toneless head. Hints of mandarin satsuma & tangerine on the nose. Palate is mouthcating warming antiseptic analeptic & consolatory. On the tongue it starts off as a heady intoxicating alcoholic inebriating spirit. A bitter treacle, molasses sorghum sauce and cloying maple corn syrup. So rude, so obnoxious; unpleasant disagreeable nasty distasteful offensive objectionable unsavory unpalatable & off-putting. What else can be said except its awfully terribly and dreadfully on style! Think canned fruit cocktail, with tons of grain alky. As a cheap pale lager lover, can somebody please serve me up an ice cold pale macro light for a chaser, whew. My taste buds have been ruined for at least an hour. This was one big can of syrupy despicable terribleness. At least its got a bold alky content to help me forget about this session. Thanks victory, yer a dictatorial valedictorian. I'll give it an extra point for the alky content.

Can 355ml @ Bishops Arm - Göteborg Plaza. Pours orange with a off-white head. Aroma has notes of artificial pineapple juice and lots of sugar. Taste is medium sweet and light bitter with a long artificial pineapple finish. Body is medium, texture is thin, carbonation is soft to flat. I don´t know what this is but beer is a stretch. Impressively little bitterness for an DIPA.