Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 4

24oz canned 12/13/21, drunk 2/13/22. Not super hopeful, but it's from the cooler, at least. Brass-to-copper, hint of haze. Off-white head is frothy and large, but quickly fizzles away to half a finger and then nothing. Yikes. What is in this?? Smells like cheap fruit flavoring. Guess I should have known that Stoney meant it has this crap in it? Don't get anything else past that. In the mouth it's reasonably malty, lightly candy sweet, though with some bitterness and acidity preventing it from going full on cloying. At least it's not super thin and washed out, but the fruit notes, or whatever that nasty, cheap flavor is, really stands out and ruins everything potentially enjoyable for me here.