Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 4 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 4

Golden-brown colour. Metallic, caramelly aroma with graham cracker undertones. Slight malt accent but it’s about as complex and rich as "whole wheat" sponge bread. Clean, but exceedingly boring, this is the beer equivalent of a trepanning accident, leaving you in a pool of your own slobber staring at the ceiling.