Children of the Haze
Cloudburst Brewing in Seattle, Washington, United States 🇺🇸
IPA - New England / Hazy Regular Out of Production|
Score
6.99
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THIS BEER FUCKS
Hi Kids. Do you like the hazies hazebombs dot com AF? Cool. Us too. That’s what this is all about, no doubt, big clout. It’s got like, every single low color malt and adjunct in it, because YOLO FRODO HELLO MOTO! We’re talking 2 Row, Pilsner, White Wheat, Red Wheat, Oat malt, Flaked Oats, Flaked Barley...yeah, we know - ‘cares? Heard Nerd. WHAT ABOUT DAT HOPSCRILLA GREENERY?!?!?! WE GOTCHU B! This potable liquid is crammed full of CITRA AND MOSAIC and cascade ALL THE WAY UP YOUR BUTTHOLE. You’re gonna love it, you’re gonna live it, it’s your best life, right here, right now, but be bubble wrap because there’s a pandemic going on in the outside world and you don’t need THAT but you do need THIS lit bit cloudy shit. ggnorekthxbai!
Hi Kids. Do you like the hazies hazebombs dot com AF? Cool. Us too. That’s what this is all about, no doubt, big clout. It’s got like, every single low color malt and adjunct in it, because YOLO FRODO HELLO MOTO! We’re talking 2 Row, Pilsner, White Wheat, Red Wheat, Oat malt, Flaked Oats, Flaked Barley...yeah, we know - ‘cares? Heard Nerd. WHAT ABOUT DAT HOPSCRILLA GREENERY?!?!?! WE GOTCHU B! This potable liquid is crammed full of CITRA AND MOSAIC and cascade ALL THE WAY UP YOUR BUTTHOLE. You’re gonna love it, you’re gonna live it, it’s your best life, right here, right now, but be bubble wrap because there’s a pandemic going on in the outside world and you don’t need THAT but you do need THIS lit bit cloudy shit. ggnorekthxbai!
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7.9/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 7.5
16 oz can poured. As much as I miss hanging out at the Western taproom and enjoying these beers, I'm grateful for the still new opportunity to enjoy the beer from the can at home. 4 packs, still not enough! Dense, juicy orange hazy pour, lots of foam head. Refreshing, smooth taste up front, moderate citrus peel bitter finish. Creamy body. Soft citrus and biscuit pale malt nose. Late lingering biscuit malt, and juicy hop finish. Another excellent brew here.
Tried
from Can
on 20 Dec 2020
at 22:02