poisoneddwarf Profile - Brewver (Dev)

A rater of beers since ~2002, first in spiral notebooks, then on Ratebeer (RIP) from 2009-2024.

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poisoneddwarf updated a beer: Voodoo Ranger Halloween Slasher IPA brewed by New Belgium Brewing Company
1 month ago

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poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Voodoo Ranger Halloween Slasher IPA from New Belgium Brewing Company (Fort Collins, United States 🇺🇸)

1 month ago

7.1/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 7.5 Flavor 7 Texture 7 Overall 7

12 oz can. Aroma is piney, guava, citrusy, biscuity. Pours slightly hazy coppery gold with a one finger bone-white head with decent retention. Taste has a light building to moderate bitterness backed by some light candy sweet malt.

Tried from Can on 08 Sep 2026 at 00:28

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poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Holy Ghost (2025) from Parish Brewing Company (Broussard, United States 🇺🇸)

1 month ago

6.5/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 6.5 Flavor 6.5 Texture 7 Overall 6.5

Actually 2026 batch, but it looks like the same beer. 16 oz can. About a month and an half old. Aroma is vegetal hops, grapefruit, sweet bready malt, orange juice. Pours murky yellow-orange with a quickly collapsing off-white head. Taste has a moderate building to high pithy bitterness backed by plenty of malt sweetness. Alcohol is very apparent. Boozy, vegetal, all around kind of a mess. Drinkable and not horrible, but not sure why this is getting raves.

Tried from Can from Tavour on 07 Sep 2026 at 02:56

poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Hazy Pale from pFriem Family Brewers (Hood River, United States 🇺🇸)

1 month ago

7.8/10 — Appearance 9 Aroma 7 Flavor 7.5 Texture 9 Overall 7.5

16 oz can from Costco. Aroma has notes of guava, citrus, peach. Pours hazy milky golden with a one finger soapy off-white head with good retention. Taste is mildly bitter with citrusy, tropical, peachy, clean flavors. Pillowy, well-carbonated mouthfeel.

Tried from Can on 06 Sep 2026 at 22:25

poisoneddwarf added a new beer Hazy Pale by pFriem Family Brewers
1 month ago

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poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Electric Surfboard from Fort George Brewery (Astoria, United States 🇺🇸)

1 month ago

6.8/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 6.5 Flavor 6.5 Texture 8 Overall 6.5

16 oz can from Costco. Aroma is dank, skunk weed, bready. Pours lightly hazy sunshine golden with a half finger bone-white head with decent retention. Taste has a mild building to moderate pithy bitterness with dank, somewhat piney flavors.

Tried from Can on 06 Sep 2026 at 20:19

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poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Enchantments #27 - Lost World from Icicle Brewing Company (Leavenworth, United States 🇺🇸)

1 month ago

7.5/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 7 Flavor 8 Texture 7 Overall 8

16 oz can. Aroma is cantaloupe, pine. Pours hazy golden with a one finger off-white head with decent retention. Taste is citrusy with mild bitterness, finishing dry.

Tried from Can from Tavour on 06 Sep 2026 at 04:45

poisoneddwarf added a new beer Enchantments #27 - Lost World by Icicle Brewing Company
1 month ago

poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Orpheus from Mortalis Brewing Company (Avon, United States 🇺🇸)

1 month ago

7.5/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 8 Flavor 7.5 Texture 7 Overall 7.5

500 ml bottle. Aroma is coffee, chocolate, metal, cake, almonds. Pours like used motor oil with a thin collar of tan foam. Taste is moderately to highly sweet with some bitterness around the edges. Flavors of the adjuncts along with notes of licorice and molasses. Softly carbonated with a velvety mouthfeel.

Tried from Bottle from Tavour on 06 Sep 2026 at 01:11

poisoneddwarf added a new beer Orpheus by Mortalis Brewing Company
1 month ago