473ml can. Hazy, dark yellow-ish to orange, golden colour with small, frothy to creamy, diminishing, minimally lacing, white head. Sweet.ish, citrusy fruity, hoppy aroma, oaty and slightly wheaty malty background, notes of mandarine, sweet orange, minimally perfumed overtones with a touch of Curaçao. Taste is sweet-ish, minimally sugary, oaty malty and minimally wheaty malty, furthermore citrusy fruity hoppy, notes of mandarine, sweet orange, a mildly bitter zesty touch.
Dissolved sugar enriched and slightly creamy, watery texture, smooth and soft palate, medium to fine, scattered, mildly prickly carbonation.
Sweet orange juice, relatively monotonous - rather just decent than dec(ad)ent.

500ml can. Hazy, yellow-ish, golden colour with average, creamy, slowly osteoporosing, moderately lacing, white head. Vinous fruity and minimally grassy, hoppy aroma, minimally oaty, pale malty background, hints of gooseberry, white grapes, a touch of unripe kiwi fruit. Taste is bitter, grassy hoppy, peppery yeasty spicy, pale and minimally oaty malty, hints of unripe gooseberry, unripe kiwi fruit, white pepper.
Watery texture, dry palate, medium, prickly carbonation.
Disharmonious, rather bitter, a bit flawed - nope.

500ml bottle. Opalescent, chestnut colour with small to average, frothy, half-way lasting, minimally lacing, off-white head. Minimally grainy, malty and minimally sweet-ish, dark and caramel malty aroma, hints of spelt and silage, some malt lozenge. Taste is sweet-ish, caramel and dark malty with a minimally sugary touch, slightly grainy malty undertones, hints of malt lozenge, a touch of spelt and silage, minimally metallic overtones.
Dissolved sugar neriched, watery texture, minimally dry and repellent palate, medium, prickly carbonation.
Rather sweet and minimally sugary, minimally grainy "dirty" - not fully convincing.

330ml bottle. Slightly cloudy, orange, dark golden to amber colour with small, creamy, half-way lasting, miimally lacing, white head. Sweet-ish, wheaty malty and yeasty fruity, minimally phenolic, yeasty spicy aroma, notes of honey, banana, baked banana, minimally starchy, pale malty undertones. Taste is sweet-ish, wheaty malty, minimally starchy, pale malty, yeasty fruity, minimally phenolic and slightly bitter hoppy, minimally diluted hints of honey, some banana, baked banana, a touch of clove, some grassy hop.
Creamy-watery texture, smooth and soft, simultaneously minimally dry palate, medium to fine, very dense, soft, creamy carbonation.
Rather sweet and a tad monotonous, nicely hopped at least, in parts a Blonde (or Heller) Bock that stops short of becoming a fully-fledged Weizenbock - OK.

330ml bottle [courtesy of Grumbo - cheers Graham!]. Minimally milky, amber colour with average, firm, frothy to creamy, moderately lasting, minimally lacing, off-white head. Mellow, minimally toasty, malty and perfumed, floral hoppy aroma, hints of viola, petals. Taste is minimally toasty, mellow malty, slightly fruity and minimally floral hoppy, hints of red berries, a touch of petals.
Creamy texture, smooth and super soft, silky palate, medium to fine, dense, soft, creamy carbonation.
Excellent mouthfeel, clean and balanced - very nice.

330ml bottle. Minimally milky, yellow-ish, golden colour with huge, frothy, moderately lasting, minimally lacing, white head. Minimalyl veggie, yeasty spicy and slightly wheaty, minimally bready, malty aroma, hints of mustard seed, white pepper, a touch of gherkin, zucchini. Taste is minimally bready, wheaty malty and peppery, yeasty spicy, minimally tart-ish, veggie, notes of black pepper, white pepper, a touch of mixed pickles.
Watery texture, minimalyl dry palate, medium to coarse, lively carbonation.
Fairly refreshing, rather spicy, a bit overcarbonated - acceptable.

330ml bottle. Clear, dark auburn colour with small to average, frothy, moderately lasting, minimally lacing, off-white to beige head. Sweet-ish, fruity and caramel malty aroma, notes of blueberry. Taste is sweet-ish fruity, mildly bitter hoppy and minimally toasty, caramel malty, hints of blueberry, a touch of caramel, a minimally toasty, nutty touch; mildly bitter hoppy finish.
Dissolved sugar enriched, watery texture, smooth and soft, simultaneously minimally dry palate, medium, mildly prickly carbonation.
Sweet but still balanced, not too artificial - OK.

330ml bottle. Quasi black colour with minimaly late awakening, small, creamy, moderately lasting, minimally lacing, brown head. Roasty, dark malty and slightly caramel malty aroma, notes of coffee, a touch of coffee surrogate, chicory, hints of maple syrup, weak, yeasty fruity overtones with a touch of blueberry. Taste is sweet, caramel malty, slightly roasty, dark malty, minimally yeasty fruity, notes of maple syrup, some honey, caramel, treacle, a touch of blueberry, weak roasty undertones with a touch of coffee, coffee surrogate.
Creamy to viscous texture, smooth, soft and slightly cloying palate, medium, dense, soft, creamy carbonation.
Quite sweet but tastily so, liquid pancake in a way - like it.