Putin's Lapdog
Behemoth (Chur) Brewing Company in Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand 🇳🇿
IPA - Imperial New England / Hazy Special|
Score
6.84
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Double Hazy IPA
Folks, let me tell you, I’ve had a lot of beers. Some say the best beers. But this one? This one is tremendous. It’s big, it’s strong—just like my relationship with my good friend Vlad. We get along so well. Some people, very nasty people, say I shouldn’t be his lapdog, but guess what? I’m back, baby! Back on his lap, getting all the belly rubs, and let me tell you—it’s the best lap. So warm, so powerful, just like this Double Hazy IPA.
We’re talking double dry-hopped, folks. Huge flavour, bigger than NATO’s problems. It’s juicy, it’s hazy, and let’s be honest—just like my foreign policy, it’s got zero transparency. One sip and you’ll be begging for more, just like me begging for Vlad’s approval. And the hops? Massive. Trust me, I know hops. Nobody knows hops better than me. Some say this is collusion. I say it’s delicious.
Folks, let me tell you, I’ve had a lot of beers. Some say the best beers. But this one? This one is tremendous. It’s big, it’s strong—just like my relationship with my good friend Vlad. We get along so well. Some people, very nasty people, say I shouldn’t be his lapdog, but guess what? I’m back, baby! Back on his lap, getting all the belly rubs, and let me tell you—it’s the best lap. So warm, so powerful, just like this Double Hazy IPA.
We’re talking double dry-hopped, folks. Huge flavour, bigger than NATO’s problems. It’s juicy, it’s hazy, and let’s be honest—just like my foreign policy, it’s got zero transparency. One sip and you’ll be begging for more, just like me begging for Vlad’s approval. And the hops? Massive. Trust me, I know hops. Nobody knows hops better than me. Some say this is collusion. I say it’s delicious.
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7.3
Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5
From a 440ml can on 12/8/2025. Pours a lightly hazy deep golden with a big foamy white head. The nose featured some muted fruit notes. The taste is mainly apricot and peach with a light tangy bitterness at the back. That it weighs in at 8 per cent is a surprise. Has a slightly silky palate and moderate carbonation. It's pleasant enough, but not much more. Like every Behemoth, the can art is wonderful! Fuck Putin and Trump.
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on 12 Aug 2025
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