Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 0.5 | Flavor - 0.5 | Texture - 1 | Overall - 0.5

From a can, pour is a rich thicker unnerving looking viscous off pale slightly orange tinted brew. Thin off white shaving cream ruffling flustering foam head. Sweet mildly cloying alarming nose. First taste is a distressing mouthcoating high impact hoppy treacle alky blast. Daunting boozy warming sensations down the gullet. Frightening unexpected gagging sensations. Dreadfully bitter bastard. Appalling distressing and hair raising. Please, let this horrifying session be terminated. Middle is daunting palate castration. Rattles and rototills my poor sorry girlie lager loving taste buds. Shocking overloading and disquieting. A harrowing monstrous finish. Overall a terribly petrifying on style messy alky bomb. Please please please will somebody get me a clean clear beautiful low alky kristalweizen to chase this with?

Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 6.5 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 6.5

Tall boy