5

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 4.5 | Flavor - 4.5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 4

Draught Good, persistent off-white head over metallic, if veiled golden beer. A truckload of meatesters. Mincemeat, sausages and pharmaceuticals - as sparandrap. Gradually the nose reveals 1,4 vinylguaiacol. Clove, guaiacol in the mouth. This is some German Weizen, which lost its way in a hazy American idea of Hainault. Utterly slick, medium carbonation, well-bodied. Saison? Please! Imagine drinking this whils you're mowing a field in summer. Definitely not good.