1.9

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 0.5 | Texture - 1 | Overall - 0.5

2$ can from vintage estates. Pour is light orange-ish pale and hazy. Nose is aged IPA hops. First taste is a terribly on style IPA, could even pass for an impy double. Not as mouth coating as many IPA but yes, make no mistake, this is one bitter straight up ass bastard. My girlie maro lager loven taste buds think this stuff is a bleakly brutal, bloodthirsty broken bitter brew that leaves the palate backhanded barren. Also, hardly any carbonation in this bitter hop bombarding bombardier. You know, there's gottah be a gahdzillion IPA out there and the better ones practically all taste the same; briskly belligerent and barbarous babylonian. Whew. IPA lover? Seek this out for yer bucket list. Big long baronial bitter ass bombastic finish. Will someone please get me an ice cold Old German pale lager or an Athenian Alpha for a chaser? Oh well. There, you have it. Man, I think I need to eye pee eh.