3.6

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 0.5 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 2

From a 3$ can at vintage estate. Despite the description as golden, the pour is darker brown but not black like a milk stout. Virtually no head. Mildly smells like chocolate milk. Taste is very boozy for a 6.5% brew. It almost comes across like a mixed whisky drink. It also has a warming sensation. From the experiences, I'd swear this is more like 8 er 9%. Getting some malted milk in the middle. Difficult to enjoy, its such a mess. Not sure where the coffee is. Maybe this should be styled as a pastry stout, its bull-shitty sweet and cloying like those. To call this a beer may be a mistake. I'm not picking up any ale nor lager in this bomb. Finish is rude poorly made affogato tiramisu, without the coffee, blah.