Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6.5 | Flavor - 5.5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

Reviewed from notes.
Can to becher glass.
Appearance: thick orange color with a finger's worth of white foamy head which dissipated nicely to leave some light lace
Aroma: mango sweetness; vanilla sweetness, lactose and a ton of extra sweet cream
Flavor: blends all the prior noted aromas together in a super sweet and creamy way; finishes with the sweet cream, lactose and vanilla with barely any mango
Texture: medium to full bodied, between sessionable and being a sipper; extremely smooth and creamy along the tongue; bitterness seems barely there
Overall: maybe I should stop rating "milkshake IPA's" because someone out there loves this style and me, well, I'm trying my hardest to understand them but seem to be at a loss, I guess.