Super Squish

Big stovepipe can for 2.59$ at giant eagle, the large bird of prey. Pour is hazy pale with a nice big creamy head that fades to a blanket. The smell of this bomb is clean and neutral. Not bad looking! But hey, there are precipitant chunks floating around in this mess. May I slam the reader with a rant about the mouth coating IPA taste? Keep in mind, the worse my numbers, the better an IPA aficionado will like it! LoL. Taste is nasty bitter caustic, mordant and trenchant. Its a rototilling blast of hogwash, codswallop poppycock. Think chewing on fermented rotten grapefruit rinds like an ass clown nincompoop floating down the river of sludge, gunk, muck, and swill: Oh balderdash ass hat douchecanoe dunderhead dolt. Fricken nitwit noddy noodlehead numbskull; and I'm only a quarter of the way thru this can! Lets think about some fruit flavored turpentine blended with diesel; whew. This 20 oz can has one thing in mind, to blow your mind into the blissfully unaware and completely erased "Where Are They Now?" zone. All while making you think yer drinken a craft beer, hilarious LoL. Craft beer? Holy mackerel, this is just another A40 tangle legs liquid courage neck oil that should be served in a brown paper bag. Now you have the inside scoop; another super supposedly imperial schmick corking craft bonzer. Whallah! There, you have it! What a space X amazon leo blasting finish.