Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 3.5 | Flavor - 3.5 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 4

Reviewed from notes.
Can to tulip.
Appearance: copper color with a two finger white foamy head which dissipated nicely to leave some lace
Aroma: muted grassy and floral hops, stiff caramel malts
Flavor: bitter and oily with some buttered toast involved; finishes somewhat like tree leaves
Texture: medium bodied, not really sessionable or a sipper, slow moving smoothness but also extremely dry
Overall: well, uh if AB/InBev doesn't want to buy this brewery maybe Miller Coors will make an offer, someone's gotta take a stab at brewing it worse than the creators