"Yeah. All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! It's 16oz Beer Zombies Brewing Co. Blonde Ale, BZ's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the craft beer department.
A.K.A - Shotgun Beer.

Super crushable beer with a perfect balance between hops & malt. Light body, with a bright golden luster of color all wrapped up with an extremely smooth finish.

The perfect beer to sip and enjoy, chug or shotgun - BOOMSTICK!