This is your Skaze Airways captain speaking. Sorry for the delay folks, it seems our DDH delivery drivers needed a little extra time to summon their “motor spirit” today. But, we will be wheels up soon and I plan on giving this old bird a little extra juice. On our ascent we will experience about 1600 NTUs of turbidity before settling into our cruising altitude of 4200 feet, so I am going to keep that seat belt sign on. First Class Haze service will commence shortly. We will have you floating through fluffy clouds brimming with candied stone fruit and tropical nectar in no time. And as always, thank you for choosing Skaze Airways where “We’ll see you in the skazey skies”.