Hiney The Bunger

After the first few hours of waiting in line for a half pint of Very Rare Beer, you finished the book you brought with you & all your podcasts. then you learned japanese, esperanto, & high valaryian on a language app. Then you learned to code & wrote your own language app. you wrote your own language for the language app. you finished your first novel. Then you translated it into the language you wrote, but no one was left (save the people in line ahead of you) to learn the language on the language app you’d written, let alone to read the book you’d written in the language you’d written. finally, you could see the end of the line. the following hour they ran out of Very Rare Beer. so you settled for an off-brand beer called Hiney the Bunger