Fuzzy Math

Hazy IPA: After Y2K passed without a worldwide meltdown, but before 9/11 ushered in the modern surveillance state and the endless war on terror, there was a brief window of normal politics when a governor and a vice president debated boring things like budgets and deficits and accused each other of fudging, smudging, and otherwise fuzzying the numbers. Those were the days. Or were they? Today budgets are usually too vanilla for politics, but when they are on the menu, they’re spicy and likely to bring the global economic order to a halting and defaulting standstill. Here’s a different kind of fuzzy math - Mosaic and Enigma hops give this one a nose that is somewhere between cool climate sauvignon blanc and fruity pebbles, while a protein-rich grist bill, low sulfate-to-chloride ratio, and minimal kettle hop additions give this hazy IPA a soft, chewy, and loveable mouthfeel.