Slice & Easy

We took a meticulously clean, bone-dry German lager base and slashed it wide open with an aggressive injection of real, fresh-cut watermelon juice. There are no synthetic, neon-pink candy tropes hiding in these woods, just pure, dewy fruit flesh married to a crisp, crackery malt body and a whisper of herbal noble hops. It pours a deceptively innocent straw-gold with a tight white head that vanishes as fast as teens who wander off to the tool shed. Up front, it hits with a gushing wave of real-fruit refreshment before a terrifyingly sharp, snappy finish hacks away any residual sweetness, leaving your palate completely cleansed and screaming for another sip. Highly effervescent and dangerously crushable, it’s the ultimate thirst executioner.