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0,5 l can. Pours yellow with big, quickly dissipating white head. Aroma is outright stale, cardboard, corn, some malt. Taste is low sweet and bitter. Finish is more stale cardboard.

Õlle on selline jook, et iga uus kord kui klaasi või pudeli suule tõstad, siis leiad midagi uut, sõltuvalt tuhandest-miljonist pisiasjast, mis hetke olukorda mõjutavad. Seega piirdun iga õlle juures selle tekstiga.

PET 2l bottle poured into plastic cup for the ultimate experience. Clear golden body, one finger soapy white head. Nose dominated by rust, corn extract and stale wet grass. Thin, watery and over carbonated. Taste and aroma of a failed chemistry experiment. Rust, metal, corn, cardboard, chemicals. Sometimes poison comes packed into huge plastic bottles. Ultimately undrinkable garbage. There should be some law that prohibits putting word "beer" on labels of junk such as this. Disgusting. Overall - fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench. I need a beer.

2l plastic bottle from Lonia Osekovo. Shared with... Everyone? Corn/dms nitially... Turning to honey and white bread... Eh. Golden clear body, okay aroma. Flat bready sweetish taste. Light cardboard. Something strangely herbal, might be "hops". Eh. Whatevs.