2.2

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2

The least offensive of the "Beast" family, IMO,because it contains the least of the stanky ingredients. Let’s face it, when beer is this bad, the waterier the better.

2.2

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 1

Can. Taste like flavored water. Aroma, what aroma. Very pale yellow. Decent head but disappears quickly, some lace.

7

I regret nothing. making fun of the Christians in front of me is a bonus.

6.4

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6.5

24 ounce can into lager glass, best before 7/16/2018. Pours crystal clear medium golden yellow color with a 1 finger fairly dense and fluffy white head with great retention, that reduces to a thin cap that lasts. Nice dense soapy lacing clings on the glass, with a fair amount of streaming carbonation. Fantastic appearance. Aromas of cracker, corn, white bread, light biscuit dough, and mild herbal/grassy earthiness. A bit too fruity aromas, but not overwhelming. Okay aromas with pale malt/corn and light earthy hop notes; with solid strength. Taste of cracker, corn, white bread, light biscuit dough, and mild herbal/grassy earthiness. Mild herbal, grassy, spicy bitterness on the finish. Lingering notes of cracker, corn, white bread, light biscuit dough, and mild herbal/grassy earthiness on the finish for a short bit. Solid robustness of pale malt/corn and light earthy hop flavors; with a great malt/bitterness balance, and zero cloying/astringent flavors after the finish. Moderately crisp/clean finishing. Nicely clean on lager flavors, not overly fruity. Light-moderate increasing dryness from lingering bitterness and carbonation. Medium-high carbonation and light body; with a very smooth, fairly bready/grainy, and lightly sticky hop mouthfeel that is good. Pretty thin, but not watery finish. Zero warming alcohol as expected of 4.1%. Overall this is a decent light adjunct lager style. Solidly flavorful for the ABV. Nice clean malt/grains and decent earthy hop balance. Was a bit too heavy on the fruity corn notes, but definitely enjoyable for the style. Identical to regular MB with a lighter body, and without sacrificing much if any flavor.

3.6

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 3.5

12 ounce can. Pours a clear pale golden color with a thin fizzy white head. Poor head retention. Aroma of corn, green apple and grain. The taste is grain with a hint of tinny hops. Thin, watery, boring, inoffensive.

4.1

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 4 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 3.5

Reviewed from notes.
This was poured into a pint glass.
The appearance was a clear yellow color with a one finger of bubbly whiteness that dissipated within less than thirty seconds. There wasn’t any lacing.
The smell had some cooked corn with a vegetal and slightly iced sweet corn thing going on.
The taste took all of those previously mentioned flavors and added a slight metallic flavoring.
On the palate, this one sat about a light on the body with what should be sessionable but the metallic flavoring somewhat prevents that.
Overall, not exactly a pale lager I would have again.

2

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 2

Ins Glas ergießt sich ein hell goldgelbes Bier mit geringer Schaumkrone. Geruch ganz leicht malzig, getreidig. Geschmack sehr wässrig, minimal malzig, getreidig, ganz leicht herb.

2

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2

Canned in Tamarindo, Costa Rica. Clear pale yellow, rich head. Sourish rice water aroma. Sweetish with empty body. Flavour is like an empty metallic cup without diluted water. Sourish vacuum finish. Mostly harmless, but in a disturbing way.

3.4

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2.5

Big fucken can @ Brad’s house picked up in Wisconsin. Pours a light clear yellow appearance with a fluffy white head. Water, corn, lemon, light fruity aroma. A bit sweet, highly carbonated, watery, twangy flavor. A touch metallic. Super watery and bland.

2.3

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 1

Can: Clear, bubbly gold with a puffy white head. Soapy, grain malt aroma. Taste is light, soft, lemony grain malt. Watery......very watery. Nothing really "wrong" with it...just.....nothing......nothing at all.