7

Canned awhile back. Jet black pour tan head. Nutty dark chocolate and berries. Good.

7.9

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7.5

16oz can at share. Near black bourbon, thin ring of beige head. Aroma immediately brings Neapolitan ice cream to mind, notes of strawberry, chocolate and vanilla. Taste adds in some lactose flavors and feel for an ice cream vibe. Mild bitter roastiness.

7.6

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8.5

Can. Pours a pitch black hue with a medium tan head. A big sweet nose. Rich, layers of sweet maple, strawberries, chocolate, huge vanilla. Coffee. It works. Very big beer.

8.1

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

From a pint can. Pours black with a tan head, plenty of floaters too. Aromas of chocolate, vanilla and berries. Flavors are sweet and moderately boozy dessert chocolate and strawberries.

6.4

Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 7.5

Can, courtesy of mansquito. Pours black but with a huge rubbery brown mass at the bottom. I put it on a plate and poked it and it wobbled and it was really off putting. I kinda don’t even want to drink this now because it birthed this horror. Tastes like chocolate though. Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, sweet, chocolate milk, chocolate syrup. Texture is fine, mostly because the chocolate Flubber is on a plate and not in my glass. If it was in my glass it would have very bad texture because the texture of that is like a firm jello. Hard to give scores to. There are certainly some very bad aspects. Mainly the giant amorphous blob.

6.6

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5

Can from Herndon location: pours black with a beige head. Also, there were unappetizing chunks of sludge in there. Aroma is strawberry and vanilla and chocolate. Taste is very sweet, very rich. Strawberry is there but overpowered by the overall intensity. Meh.

This is brilliant. Chocolate, peanut butter, strawberry. Reminiscent of the Hubbard's Cave. Took me an hour to notice this suicidal robot.

8

Dark black bod thin tan head. Choc strawberry vanil arma. Choc strawberry vanilla flav. Full bod mod carb. 8/5/9/4/17 4.3

8.5

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 9

Can shared at Lucky Bamboo. Thanks Andrew! Pours a deep brown with a small bit of beige head that dissipates. Lovely neapolitan nose with milk chocolate, vanilla and strawberry all coming through. Good body on the palate with a full body and sweet note. Chocolate milk with vanilla bean and strawberry all present. Booze is hidden super well. Great pastry stout.

9

Neapolitan ice cream