Tart Saison

As the steam rises, you catch a glimpse of your opponent from across the shower. Armed with nothing but a towel and minimal larping experience, you hear a voice inside of you whisper with sage wisdom, "First you must gather resources," he says, "and then, you must sedate the beast...Might I recommend a tart and refreshing dry-hopped saison?" Crossing Swords, an advanced form of battle requiring total concentration of the mind’s eye, can be the only answer.