“Ahoy, ye scallywag! Is that a blunderbuss in yer pocket, or arr ye happy to see me?”

The curvaceous Captain Scarlett Sextant and her luscious all-female crew are in port seeking treasure, a new cabin boy, an’ the piratess-at-heart to join their merry gang. But th’ gold they load is not in a chest, but a barrel…

A fyne honey grog, Magnum Mead Ale is the first choice of the scantily clad. Slightly sweet an’ sassy, refreshing, and kissed by the hops of ‘er fancy. Have a blast with Capt’n Scarlett for days a-plunderin’ and nights a-steamin’!

Welcome aboard, ladies & laddies...

Heave away, haul away!