Yiiiiihooo. One night, at a local schrimbar, jerry tripped and bumped into this mega foxy german boardchick. She confessed she had been watching him for a while, and said his disco pogo dance moves were ganz geil. After they shared ten schnapps and beers, she invited him to board to a place where they could be alone... Moments later she unclipped her bindings, took off all her clothes and stood there, butt naked... "Nimm mich wie du willst". Ah yeah. Jerry can't wait to shred some pow pow on his new board.

Enjoy his favorite after-ski beer with juniper berries and an epic 18g/ltr of Amarillo and Mosaic hops.