Water, Malted Barley, Malted Wheat, Oats, Hops (Strata, Mosaic, Nelson Sauvin), Yeast (London Ale III)

Cogs in the machine. A dime a dozen. Pfff, but that's not you.

Your own personal assembly line has customization options.

You can use some of those well-earned credits for a fancy watch, to separate you from the other scrubs.

Or grab those pink-rimmed funny fake glasses, you can live without proper vision for a day. At least that's how you'll show them all what a party animal you are.

Maybe invest in a wicked, tropical- themed tie to show the other pencil pushers that you love vacations. At least, you used to love them, right?

Get out there and impress!