Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Draft at the strait and narrow Lincoln. Black colour with no head. Rich sweet chocolate. More chocolate fudge and a chocolate finish. Hints of vanilla. Smooth rich and full body.

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

330ml can. Pours jet black with a small head. Aroma is sweet, nutty milk chocolate, vanilla and alcohol. Taste has milk chocolate and vanilla throughout, with caramel on the finish.

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

Can shared with Martin on the train back to Shrewsbury after a boozy afternoon catch-up in Wrexham. Pours a deep dark appearance, menacing dark brown head. Aroma is extremely cakey, very chocolatey, acting as an appropriate precursor to the first initial sip, which reveals an accurate representatino of the caterpillar cake, very cakey, full bodied, rich.. even seems to get the caterpillar icing spot on too. Bonkers.

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7.5

Rated at Haze Wave Festival 2024. Sugary sweet and syrupy with some roastiness and intense chocolate sauce notes. Heavy.

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7

Can thanks bro my filthy brother. It pours darkest brown to black with a small khaki head. The aroma is liquidized chocolate cake, vanilla, gooey marshmallow, flumps, jammy wagon wheels, tunnocks teacakes, mocha, neopolitan ice cream and hot fudge sundae. The taste is slick, oily, dark roasted malt, super turbo chocolate, chocolate cake, vanilla cake frosting, toasted marshmallow, wagon wheels, tunnocks teacakes, fudgey, mocha, chocolate bourbon biscuits, chocolate french fancy, jammy, toffee and warming booze with a slick, sweet chocolate cake finish. Full body, fine carbonation and oily mouth feel. Like liquidized Colin the caterpillar right in my month. Filth. Too sweet for the likes of me, but I can't help but admire the audacity of this.

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 9 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

Keg at porty vault. Pours black, nose is chocolate, caramel, vanilla, toffee, taste is similar, sweet.

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 9 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7.5

Black beer, lively dark brown head which fizzes away swiftly. Flsvour is a little boozy and a LOT chocolatey. Flsvour follows suit, being predominantly just a massive, rich chocolate blend across the range of bitterness and sweetness, with some vanilla through this andoads of malt and the balance coming in the form of some boozy warmth just taking the edge off that sweetness. A massive chocolate impy, a wonderful thing.

keg at the wee vault ..dark black mmm thinest tan lacing ..massive vanilla chocolate roast malts nose ..dark chocolate ..vig biscuity vanilla chocolate roast malts