We can’t brew lagers like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like back in the day when they decided to call Squamish Newport, then changed it back because there was another town called Newport. It cost a nickel for a beer back then, and in those days nickels had lanterns on ‘em. Gimme 5 beers for a quarter you’d say. Back then we used to wear shirt collars so tall that you could barely see over ‘em, it was the style at the time. Now where were we…?⁠