On tap at Northpaw, pours a filthy diarrhea brown with a small white head - how is this a kolsch? Aroma is very pithy and earthy, with some dirty pitted fruits. Flavour is not as bad as expected when looking at it, but it sure is puzzling: notes of pitted fruit, gingerbread and earthy notes. I don't know what the hell this is supposed to be. Not a total train wreck, but such a ridiculously amateur thing.