Get in Loser
Cloudburst Brewing in Seattle, Washington, United States 🇺🇸
IPA - West Coast Regular Out of Production|
Score
7.04
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Canned on 5/23/23
West Coast IPA
We’re driving a clear, pithy, bitter vehicle down to Paso Robles and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US. But you know who can? Chinook. And Citra. Also Amarillo. Ok fine Mosaic too. OMG, hold on though… open the windows - you all smell like baby prostitutes! Listen, we don’t want to pull a Miss Nordberry and totally push this beer on you, but it’s pretty fetch. The notes of tangerine and pineapple and grapefruit and pine trees and Aaron Samuel’s armpit will make this beer so popular, it’ll totally get more candy grams than Glen Coco himself. This IPA is flawless. It has two fendi purses and a silver Lexus. We hear the recipe is insured for ten thousand dollars. We heard it does car commercials… IN JAPAN. It’s a total regulation hottie. It WILL butter your muffin. So we’ll leave you with one final question: How many pints of this IPA can you enjoy? Answer: The limit does not exist.
West Coast IPA
We’re driving a clear, pithy, bitter vehicle down to Paso Robles and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US. But you know who can? Chinook. And Citra. Also Amarillo. Ok fine Mosaic too. OMG, hold on though… open the windows - you all smell like baby prostitutes! Listen, we don’t want to pull a Miss Nordberry and totally push this beer on you, but it’s pretty fetch. The notes of tangerine and pineapple and grapefruit and pine trees and Aaron Samuel’s armpit will make this beer so popular, it’ll totally get more candy grams than Glen Coco himself. This IPA is flawless. It has two fendi purses and a silver Lexus. We hear the recipe is insured for ten thousand dollars. We heard it does car commercials… IN JAPAN. It’s a total regulation hottie. It WILL butter your muffin. So we’ll leave you with one final question: How many pints of this IPA can you enjoy? Answer: The limit does not exist.
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8.1/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 8.5
16 oz can picked up at Special Brews, canned 5/23/23. Love to see my favorites brew an IPA that is exclusively west coast. Really tasty brew with a good mix of piney and tropical hop character. Bite up front, cool forest pine and juicy pineapple. Balanced grain and hop nose. Has juicy character but this IPA remains bold and has a nice butter constant. Overall a solid and intriguing west coast IPA. Excellent candidate for a full 4 pack and a full session of borderline imperial delicious brew.
Tried
from Can
on 26 Jun 2023
at 01:30