Gose

Tap at the brewery - what the FUCK! - I should have known to avoid this based on the description - orange cream Gose? - I mean, Jesus, they added vanilla extract to this motherfucker - it really does smell like orange saltwater taffy, but also sweat, so...yea - a little salty up front, but this is followed by vanilla and orange soda flavors - finishes tasting like soggy corn pops cereal - god fucking dammit - you know what, Renegade, I’m not mad - I don’t blame you - you warned me with the description - I blame myself.