Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 4.5 | Flavor - 4 | Texture - 5 | Overall - 3.5

330ml bottle. Minimally milky, orange, dark golden colour with small, creamy, fading, white head. Sweet-ish, wheaty malty and phenolic, yeasty aroma, hints of overripe banana, banana bread. Taste is wheaty malty and, well, I don't know, somehow bittergrassyphenolicmineral, a touch of seabuckthorn, sand, moss, reed.
Oily texture, smooth and soft, minimally greasy palate, soft to flat carbonation.
Don't know what went wrong here - brackish, inedible.