The Infamous Braslou Bière. Born in a barn in Central France in 2016, exactly like Jesus, Braslou Bière reigned for a short time as the finest brewery in Western Braslou (pop. 334).

Now, the brewery that brought you offensive slogans, wildly inconsistent beers (both the highs and lows of which have yet to be equalled), and just a generally disappointing attitude has landed in North Cornwall like a crashed bird and we are making beer here and nobody really understands why. And yet here we are.

Find us at Barnfields Business Park, St Issey, PL27 7SE, perpetually waist deep in catastrophe, and see why you need to drink the beer that launched a thousand something or others. I’ve run out of steam.

Find out more about Braslou Bière by reading our books: A Beer in the Loire and Trouble Brewing in the Loire, both short-listed for the Fortnum and Mason food and drink award and available from all bookshops that have any sense of self worth.