Vague grain on the nose, has weak gold body with very small foam. Flavour is weak creaminess and soft grain. Cloying mouthfeel. Bad at best.

Weak nothingness on the nose, has a milky orange body with little foam. Flavour is bright hops with good chewiness. Mouthfeel is full and crisp. It's serviceable but not great.

Soft cream on the nose, has weak yellow body with only a trace of foam. Flavour is weak cream and mealy hoppiness. Cloying aftertaste. Just all wrong for a beer, let alone a pilsner.

Soft strawberry on the nose, has a muddy light orange body. The flavour is bitter strawberry and tin with a cloying aftertaste. Did they forget to clean their lines? This tastes terrible, like strawberries helping to rust a tin can. Missing any and all strawberry sweetness.

Middling medium gold body, clear, and minimal soft white head on top. Mellow lager hops on the nose. Flavour is inoffensive lager hops, vague light grains. Medium on the mouth. Incredibly weak and boring, and I checked the label on the can one more time - yes this is their pale ale. It comes across more like a craft lager with vague malt hints, and is really hard to notice. So if you like to not remember your beers, give this one a go.