July 2012: 330 ml slimline can, from the n/a shelf at Vinmonopolet Kvadrat. Pale golden colour, large to moderate white head. Typical n/a beer aroma of over-cooked vegetables, maize baby porridge and unfermented pilsener wort. The flavour is surprisingly decent, I drank the beer a bit too warm, which normally should make a n/a beer nearly undrinkable, but this one was no drainpour. Fairly malty, very moderate hops. Soft mouthfeel. A tolerable drink-and-drive beer.

January 2017: 750 ml corked & caged bottle, from Super Cor Expres, Puerto de la Cruz, Tenerife. ABV is 5.5%. Deep golden to amber colour, moderate white head. Malty aroma, notes of wort and grain. The flavour is slightly more dry than sweet, again malty and grainy, just a little hops in the finish. No masterpiece this one.