Weetos
Hackney Church Brew Co. (Prev St John at Hackney Brewery) in Hackney, Greater London, England 🏴
IPA - Wheat / White Regular|
Score
6.27
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Remember cereal before school? This is like that—but for grown-ups, and a bit unhinged.
We packed this IPA with a full spectrum of wheat malts—light, dark, chocolate, and cara—for a deep, toasty, breakfasty base. Oats add smoothness, and cocoa husks from East London chocolate wizards Land, bring the real choc hit. Then we went full mad scientist, adding heaps of juicy hops—Wai-iti, Krush Cryo, and Amarillo—for a bright, citrusy lift that’s pure cartoon chaos in a can.
It’s chocolatey, orangey, hoppy, and nostalgic in all the right ways.
Weird? Sure. Wonderful? Absolutely.
Prof. Weeto approves.
We packed this IPA with a full spectrum of wheat malts—light, dark, chocolate, and cara—for a deep, toasty, breakfasty base. Oats add smoothness, and cocoa husks from East London chocolate wizards Land, bring the real choc hit. Then we went full mad scientist, adding heaps of juicy hops—Wai-iti, Krush Cryo, and Amarillo—for a bright, citrusy lift that’s pure cartoon chaos in a can.
It’s chocolatey, orangey, hoppy, and nostalgic in all the right ways.
Weird? Sure. Wonderful? Absolutely.
Prof. Weeto approves.
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5
Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 5 | Overall - 5
Keg at Creative Juices taproom, Maple Cross, Herts. A murky dark brown coloured pour with a decent off white/beige head on top. Vaguely roasty, chocolate, wheaty. Not what I would call an IPA, more of a muddy mess!
Tried
from Draft
on 02 Oct 2025
at 09:12