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Hackney Church Brew Co. (Prev St John at Hackney Brewery) in Hackney, Greater London, England 🏴
IPA - Wheat / White Regular|
Score
6.43
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Remember cereal before school? This is like that—but for grown-ups, and a bit unhinged.
We packed this IPA with a full spectrum of wheat malts—light, dark, chocolate, and cara—for a deep, toasty, breakfasty base. Oats add smoothness, and cocoa husks from East London chocolate wizards Land, bring the real choc hit. Then we went full mad scientist, adding heaps of juicy hops—Wai-iti, Krush Cryo, and Amarillo—for a bright, citrusy lift that’s pure cartoon chaos in a can.
It’s chocolatey, orangey, hoppy, and nostalgic in all the right ways.
Weird? Sure. Wonderful? Absolutely.
Prof. Weeto approves.
We packed this IPA with a full spectrum of wheat malts—light, dark, chocolate, and cara—for a deep, toasty, breakfasty base. Oats add smoothness, and cocoa husks from East London chocolate wizards Land, bring the real choc hit. Then we went full mad scientist, adding heaps of juicy hops—Wai-iti, Krush Cryo, and Amarillo—for a bright, citrusy lift that’s pure cartoon chaos in a can.
It’s chocolatey, orangey, hoppy, and nostalgic in all the right ways.
Weird? Sure. Wonderful? Absolutely.
Prof. Weeto approves.
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7.1
Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7
Draught keg at Tønne, Leicester. Light to mid-brown and cloudy with a small beige head. Slightly muted aroma is giving me chocolate and light wheat grain. Taste is ambrosia, hoppy and bitter with the sweetness of the wheat. A floral flourish in the final sip, very bitter here. Medium body and carbonation. It all hangs together oh so well.
Tried
from Draft
at
Tønne
on 26 Feb 2026
at 18:55
5
Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 5 | Overall - 5
Keg at Creative Juices taproom, Maple Cross, Herts. A murky dark brown coloured pour with a decent off white/beige head on top. Vaguely roasty, chocolate, wheaty. Not what I would call an IPA, more of a muddy mess!
Tried
from Draft
on 02 Oct 2025
at 09:12