New Zealand Pale | Clementine & Zest | Polykeg It happens fast: one minute you're standing there, the next—WHACK. You get hit right in the schnoz with a massive aromatic blast of fresh citrus. I Broke My Nose on the Garden Hose is a 5.4% New Zealand Pale Ale that doesn’t hold back. We’ve dry-hopped this harder than ever to create a sensory collision of flavour. Leading the charge is Motueka, delivering that signature NZ crushed lime mojito vibe, backed up by Vic Secret for a pineapple-pine punch and Aurora to round it out with a floral, spicy zest. The result is a glass full of sweet clementine, bright lime, and fresh garden fruits. It’s a bit chaotic, totally intense, and dangerously drinkable.