Aluminum-bottle. 6% version. Clear copperish-gold with a skim of a head. Aroma had notes of apple and hints of cinnamon and cheap malt liquor. Taste was mostly malt liquor with next being apple and finally cinnamon. Probably won’t drink again.

The appearance was a muddy golden yellow color with no head or lace (yes, I know it’s a malt liquor), I get it.
The aroma had damp sweet sugars, burnt cinnamon, and cardboard.
The flavor was overly sweet yet also overly spicy with no blend whatsoever. Aftertaste seemed to beat my tongue into submission through separate sweet and spicy contempt. Finish was, what, wait, oh hell no, there wasn’t any finish.
The palate was light bodied with no sessionability about it. ABV did seem to feel at that level but I’m guessing that’s the only thing AB can ever do right.
Overall, I’m waiting for the punchline here? Nope, never got it. Oh yeah, free beer at AB, remember I don’t pay for your beers, how does that make you feel? I will always get to drink your shit for free.

Can thanks to Graeme. Pours a clear copper with small off white head. The aroma is booze and cinnamon. Thin mouth, strong booze, metallic finish, no.

They must have toned this estate agent down, my 25 oz can says 6%. Artificial alarming fannypadge fake apple pie candy aroma. Impressions are totally spaffmonkey; pissflaps taste & palate’s simply fizzy sluff. Overall its a slot badger, two pin din plug, bush dodger and a small bean regarder. Remnods me of a unibummer, nut administrator, bent ref, and crazy world of Arthur Brown fence foal of a free willy chimney bottler, and then finally a shrub rocketeer. Overall its like a fake spiced apple cider pop laced with vodka or a little grain alky. Big fake grizzly beer? Way! Gets better near the end because its nulling my senses.

25 ounce can. Clear golden, thin fizzy head that fades almost instantly. Aroma of sweet candied apples and a hint of Fireballs candy. The taste is Fireballs candy, sweet apples. Thin bodied. Delivers what it promises, which is pretty awful.

26oz can thanks to GenDV138. Donnie, so not cool. Pours a clear cream soda color, zero head. Nose is cinnamon. Flavor... is cinnamon. Like Fireball. Man.

Bottle. Pours yellow. Nose/taste of sugar, caramel and fire red hots - lighter medium body.

These Hellish concoctions that borderline on what beer can possibly be were provided to the tasting by GenDV138. Thanks, Donnie. Thanks so much. If you ever read these reviews, this is sarcasm. However, since I would never ever ever consider buying these things if not for taking them to a tasting, I commend you for being able to purchase 3, 25oz cans of this stuff. I’m sure you had to go home and take a shower afterward. Anyway, this... drink is like drinking some watered down fireball, like a mixed drink that contained some fireball had all the ice melt, so that you’re left with some light cinnamon notes, but that’s it. It’s also very sweet, which is probably guaranteed to give anyone drinking this a massive hangover because of the sugars - unless they’re using some kind of artificial sweetener.

Massive 25 oz can at the DC Expanded Sour Tasting. Clear golden yellow. Aromas of cinnamon, green apples. Tastes of same. Light body with a dry finish.