3.2

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 3

Poured into a pilsener glass, the appearance was a bright golden color with a decent transparency about it. Carbonation could be seen rising at a rapid pace to fill a finger’s worth of fizzy white head. Seemed to die off as quickly as a bat leaves hell. Ask me about the lace. Correct, no lace.
The aroma - uh....what aroma, how about stale crackers that smelled like they were dropped in cough syrup with some stale grassiness.
The flavor - ugh, do I have to proceed. Stinky driftwood, some turpentine and stale crackers dropped in cough syrup. I can’t mention what the aftertaste was like online as I think that would be illegal to say here. Finish, what finish, the hell if I know.
The feel, somewhere between light and medium bodied with no sessionability whatsoever. Carbonation actually felt fine - fairly low which is the only somewhat saving sort of grace about this beer. ABV didn’t feel as projected.
Overall, like I said in the other beer by these guys - oh never mind, but I did hear that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.