Tap. Honeyed amber with a light beige head that disappeared quite quickly. Aroma has mellow medium dark sugars, some fruit cake. Taste has modest caramel sweetness - there’s little dried fruit action - with a quite sharp bitterness that has an unpleasant metallic note. It’s not thin, but lacks that creamy-verging-on-syrupy feel that beers of this sort often have. Not quite bad enough to make the name apposite.