We’ve created a beer. It’s a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition. The guys from Dark Matter Coffee dogpaddled their way down from Chicago back in February bringing their Fernet-infused coffee - truly a coffee of unusual size. Rather than go the more common route of putting coffee in a heavy, dark beer, we made a light cream ale! The dark wheat went in late, just to confuse your eye, and the coffee was added both hot and cold side to give you the full Pow! I just shit my pants. I know what you’re thinking, though, that this beer seems like it could be full of adventure, fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles, etc; but maybe we’re trying to trick you into drinking a kissing beer. You’ll just have to drink it to find out. There’s a shortage of perfect beers in the world.T’would be a pitty not to drink this one. Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make an excellent Dwead Piwate Woburts.