Bottle. It is amazing how much this beer tastes like American mass produced beer and they all seem to taste the same!

Big gold label with white letters and black pinstriping. No gunk on the bottom of bottle. Looks like a hefe or maybe a hazy pale lager, which it is heheh. Smell is older and I think this may be old (or aged hah) because of the rumors I’ve heard regarding the store. Code is 154339. High gravity lager aroma, sweet and mild at times. Strong lager rudeness borders on old malt liqour. Mechanical and processed palate. Little CO2 from the bottle and not much fizz on the throat. Bitter rudeness develops as slug simmers. Watery palate of slightly flat soda if you ignore the alky.

Pour is a very pale yellow with a white head. Aroma is nothing, Flavor is a little bit grainy but nothing else. Very bland and boring but only cost $1.96 so that should tell you a lot.

Bottled. Clear golden, near no head. Sweet with rounded mouthfeel. Lightly hoppy with some late bitterness. Ordinary.