Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 3.5

Clear yellow body and bleach white foam, about what you'd expect. Smells of rotting socks found in the dumpster behind your house. Flavour is sweet lagery hops, vague hints of booze and a cloying tinny aftertaste. Kind of what you might expect from this beer, though the alcohol is reasonably well hidden.