Very pale, has a soft pale malt note, light fruit hops, this isn’t bad, though would benefit from more bitterness.

Draught at the brewery
Blond colour, a bit more intense than a regular Kölsch, clean. No crisp malt, vulgar hop character, a bit oily, too much vegetable trace, bit of manure smell too.
It's a boring, timid pale ale, in a blind tasting nobody would think of this as a Kölsch.

Dude, wait... what? This pours happily well with nice big white head and clear yellow body, nice sweet hops on the nose but not too sweet. I just wonder why some people can't relax and enjoy the summer breeze... really, watching that tree swaying was so extremely satisfying. That sunset from my window - so many would just turn ALL THE LIGHTS ON and not even see outside because they needed to stare at their shoes. Like, what is with those who don't appreciate the world around them? This tastes very fine, a good citrusy grain with plenty of sugary hop hints but nothing too excessive. Mellow mouthfeel. A good beer. Good for chilling out. And why do so many people just have such a huge problem with chilling out?

Although his lost marks stylewise, that not withstanding, this is their best beer