Future You Hates You
(has 4 batches)
Adroit Theory Brewing Company in Purcellville, Virginia, United States 🇺🇸
Collab with: Cushwa Brewing CompanyStout - Pastry / Flavoured - Imperial Regular
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Score
7.56
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8.5/10
Tasted at The Fresh Brews of Mount Joy 2026.
Tried
on 26 Apr 2026
at 02:10
7.8/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 8
Dose 0,44l (Ghost: 1292): Schwarz, kräftige Trübung, kräftiger mäßig stabiler brauner mittelporiger Schaum; sehr würzige + kräftig malzige Nase, dunkle/eingelegte Früchte, getrocknete schwarze Beeren, Backpflaumen, kräftig Malz, dunkles Karamell, kräftige Röstaromen, Haselnüsse, dunkle Schokolade, Kaffee, Kakao, würzig-malzige Bitterkeit; kräftig malziger + sehr würziger Körper, getrocknete/eingelegte Früchte, dunkle Beeren, kräftig Röstmalz, dunkles Karamell, cremig, dezente Kohlensäure, kräftig nussig, Haselnüsse, kräftig dunkle Schokolade, Kakao, Kaffee; würzig-trockener Nachgang
Tried
from Can
from Craftbeer Shop
on 25 Mar 2025
at 15:43
6.2/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 6
Flavor 4
Texture 8
Overall 8
Dark brown colour, minimal head. Aroma is coffee, cocoa, citrus hops. Heavy bitterness. Soft carbonation, full body. Dry. Decent.
Tried
on 20 Aug 2023
at 16:15
6.9/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 6
Overall 7.5
Very dark brown with thin head. Aroma of coffee and dark malts. Also brown sugar. Sweetish but with a heavily roasted bitterness in the finish
Tried
on 04 Mar 2023
at 10:55
7.9/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 7.5
(Keg at Pien Shop, 20230124) The beer poured black. Its head was medium sized and brown. Aroma had burnt malts, liquorice, aniseed and herbalness. Palate was full bodied and warming with medium carbonation. Flavours were burnt malts, herbalness, liquorice, dark chocolate, ash and bitterness. Aftertaste was burnt, spicy and bitter. A pleasant complex stout.
Tried
on 24 Jan 2023
at 13:38
7.8/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 10
Overall 8
12-22-22 Mom’s
Tried
on 23 Dec 2022
at 04:28
7.4/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 8
Overall 7.5
Can @Luppolo Station in Rome-Italy. Ink pour with a brownish lacing. Nose: plasmon biscuit, vanilla, chocolate. Mouth: balanced sweetness, cookie all the way, well-hidden alcohol, seducing.
Tried
from Can
on 03 Dec 2022
at 22:46
7.8/10
Tried
on 03 Dec 2022
at 22:39
7.1/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 6
Overall 6.5
Sample from the can at Solita Room, Helsinki. Color is very dark brown with small slightly brownish head. Aromas and flavors: Chocolate, some sugary sweetness, harshness... pretty average.
Tried
from Can
on 25 Sep 2021
at 14:49
7.1/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 8
Flavor 7
Texture 6
Overall 7.5
473ml can. Sweet, sticky and syrupy with some roastiness, coconut, toffee, cocoa and coffee. Quite heavy.
Tried
from Can
on 25 Sep 2021
at 14:45