Adroit Theory Brewing Company Future You Hates You

Future You Hates You
(has 4 batches)

 

Adroit Theory Brewing Company in Purcellville, Virginia, United States 🇺🇸

Collab with: Cushwa Brewing Company
  Stout - Pastry / Flavoured - Imperial Regular
Score
7.56
ABV: 13.5% IBU: - Ticks (all batches): 31
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8.5/10
Tasted at The Fresh Brews of Mount Joy 2026.
Tried on 26 Apr 2026 at 02:10

7.8/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 8
Dose 0,44l (Ghost: 1292): Schwarz, kräftige Trübung, kräftiger mäßig stabiler brauner mittelporiger Schaum; sehr würzige + kräftig malzige Nase, dunkle/eingelegte Früchte, getrocknete schwarze Beeren, Backpflaumen, kräftig Malz, dunkles Karamell, kräftige Röstaromen, Haselnüsse, dunkle Schokolade, Kaffee, Kakao, würzig-malzige Bitterkeit; kräftig malziger + sehr würziger Körper, getrocknete/eingelegte Früchte, dunkle Beeren, kräftig Röstmalz, dunkles Karamell, cremig, dezente Kohlensäure, kräftig nussig, Haselnüsse, kräftig dunkle Schokolade, Kakao, Kaffee; würzig-trockener Nachgang
Tried from Can from Craftbeer Shop on 25 Mar 2025 at 15:43

6.2/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 6 Flavor 4 Texture 8 Overall 8
Dark brown colour, minimal head. Aroma is coffee, cocoa, citrus hops. Heavy bitterness. Soft carbonation, full body. Dry. Decent.
Tried on 20 Aug 2023 at 16:15

6.9/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 6 Overall 7.5
Very dark brown with thin head. Aroma of coffee and dark malts. Also brown sugar. Sweetish but with a heavily roasted bitterness in the finish
Tried on 04 Mar 2023 at 10:55

7.9/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 7.5
(Keg at Pien Shop, 20230124) The beer poured black. Its head was medium sized and brown. Aroma had burnt malts, liquorice, aniseed and herbalness. Palate was full bodied and warming with medium carbonation. Flavours were burnt malts, herbalness, liquorice, dark chocolate, ash and bitterness. Aftertaste was burnt, spicy and bitter. A pleasant complex stout.
Tried on 24 Jan 2023 at 13:38

7.8/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 10 Overall 8
12-22-22 Mom’s
Tried on 23 Dec 2022 at 04:28

7.4/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 8 Overall 7.5
Can @Luppolo Station in Rome-Italy. Ink pour with a brownish lacing. Nose: plasmon biscuit, vanilla, chocolate. Mouth: balanced sweetness, cookie all the way, well-hidden alcohol, seducing.
Tried from Can on 03 Dec 2022 at 22:46


7.1/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 6 Overall 6.5
Sample from the can at Solita Room, Helsinki. Color is very dark brown with small slightly brownish head. Aromas and flavors: Chocolate, some sugary sweetness, harshness... pretty average.
Tried from Can on 25 Sep 2021 at 14:49

7.1/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 8 Flavor 7 Texture 6 Overall 7.5
473ml can. Sweet, sticky and syrupy with some roastiness, coconut, toffee, cocoa and coffee. Quite heavy.
Tried from Can on 25 Sep 2021 at 14:45